Pharmacist Prescribes Anti-Monster Spray for 6 Y/o

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While at the local Barrett Pharmacy & Variety, a little girl approached Dodds with a not-entirely-medical condition; all those monsters under her bed were keeping her up at night. And being the resourceful pharmacist that he is, Dodds decided to whip up a cure of his own concoction, ultimately producing the holy grail of frightened children everywhere—100% pharmacist-certified anti-monster spray.
 

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sm8

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We have used fabreeze for quite a while. I told the kids the monsters could not breath the pretty smell.
 

mamatutu

mama to two
We have used fabreeze for quite a while. I told the kids the monsters could not breath the pretty smell.

I love that! Very cute, sm8. And, so is the OP story. Nice to read things on the forum that makes one smile. :smile:
 

Bay_Kat

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Great story, what an awesome guy. Shame some of the people leaving comments under the article have to be such idiots.
 

vraiblonde

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Dang, I used to tell my kids that if they didn't behave George the Jelly Monster was going to pay them a visit. :ohwell:
 

mamatutu

mama to two
I'll be the curmudgeon. Don't teach your kids that medicine cures everything that's wrong.

I see what you are saying, but children should be allowed to live in the magic kingdom for a short time, which seems to get shorter and shorter. They eventually find out there is no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Monster Spray. My daughter looked like the wisest being ever born when she was delivered. She looked at me like 'I know what's up'. :lol: I think the innocence of childhood is one of our fondest memories. JMO
 

acommondisaster

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Dang, I used to tell my kids that if they didn't behave George the Jelly Monster was going to pay them a visit. :ohwell:

I know I'm not alone in being afraid to have any body part (foot, hand, etc) hanging off the edge of the bed, or even out from beneath the covers. At my house it was "Bloody Bones is gonna getcha" from under the bed, thanks to my big brother.
 

mamatutu

mama to two
I know I'm not alone in being afraid to have any body part (foot, hand, etc) hanging off the edge of the bed, or even out from beneath the covers. At my house it was "Bloody Bones is gonna getcha" from under the bed, thanks to my big brother.

:lol: I had four brothers, and they did the same! I am not afraid to have a body part hanging over the bed, but I sure would like to have some Monster Spray when I am out and about by myself! My pepper spray is so old, it has gone bad. Where does one get that item in our neck of the woods. I would appreciate it if any members have that answer. TIA
 
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