Philippines madman threatens war on Canada

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
PREMO Member
On Tuesday, the trash-talking leader demanded Canada come get tons of trash that was wrongly sent to the Philippines in 2013 and 2014. He warned that if Canada doesn't get its ducks in a row, he will "declare war against them."





:lmao:
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
No way can the Philippines get enough men and equipment the 6500 miles from Canada to the Philippines to be starting a war.
 

Yooper

Up. Identified. Lase. Fire. On the way.
I'd call it a draw.
Nope. Have to disagree.

The Philippines now have a huuuuuuge edge.

The president just signed an alliance with the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

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Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
Wanna guess how long it would take Canada to get their trash back if the PI would stop lumpia exports to the great white north.
 
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