Ridunno
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Guy walks into a bar and orders up a beer. After a while he notices a large pickle jar full of $10.00 bills. He asks the bar tender what all the money is for. The bartender responds that they have a contest and all you have to do to get all the money is to pay the $10.00 entry fee and pass three tests. The guy asks the bartender what are the three test but he insists that he pay first. After he pays the ten bucks the bartender tells him he must first drink a fifth of tequila like it was water. No grimace, no gagging or shuddering. Second he pointed to a back door. He said there was the meanest pit bull there ever was and he had a tooth ache. He had to go out and wrestle the dog down and remove his tooth. The guy said that’s quite a bit to win the contest what is the third. The bartender said that there was an 80 year old woman upstairs that had never had an orgasm and he had to take care of her. Well the guy decided he couldn’t do all that and went about drinking his beer. After about 8-10 beers he felt a little more bullet proof and decided to take on the challenge. Bartender give me that bottle of tequila. He drank it all, just like water without a shiver or cringe. Then he asked where the dog was. Out he staggered and the sounds that came from out back were something to behold, dog howling, man screaming, and when the man came back in his shirt was ripped and he was a mess. Once in, he staggered to the bar tender and with a slurred voice asked for my third test, where’s the woman was with the tooth ache.