Pirates To Quit by Friday

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Gulf of Aden off Somalia 's northern coast and have been given only the following facts about Pirate Terrorists :

1. the season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3.. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Gulf of Aden off Somalia's northern coast to be over by Friday.
 

GoodnessME

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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Gulf of Aden off Somalia 's northern coast and have been given only the following facts about Pirate Terrorists :

1. the season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3.. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Gulf of Aden off Somalia's northern coast to be over by Friday.

After they "clean-up" there will they be sent to Washington/government to help with the "change" that is going on there?????:whistle::coffee::boxing::patriot:
 
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