Please Feel Sorry For Me

TheJudge

TheJudge

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Mousebaby said:
Be good and recycle him and cook and consume him. Do not let that flesh go to waste. :yum: I hear monkey tastes just like chicken! :drool:

Oh and don't forget to eat the brains, lots of nutrition there! :yay:
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it does not surprise me that you would post about eating
 
itsbob

itsbob

I bowl overhand
kwillia said:
Faces of Death... the monkey in the cage... screaming... screaming... as the sick people banged it on the head with hammers... I am forever trumatized by that scene...:bawl:
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The monkey traumatized you, but the guys eyes exploding while he was being electrocuted, you were ok with that??
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
Mojo said:
There's your sense of humor :clap: :lol:
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Just imagine her taking a knife and fork to your monkey after bbq'ing it... Then eating the brain with her hands behind her back.

THAT ought to dampen your enthusiasm!

:lol:
 
Mojo

Mojo

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Lugnut said:
Just imagine her taking a knife and fork to your monkey after bbq'ing it... Then eating the brain with her hands behind her back.

THAT ought to dampen your enthusiasm!

:lol:
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As long as I still have the stump, I'm good :lol:
 
kwillia

kwillia

n/a
itsbob said:
The monkey traumatized you, but the guys eyes exploding while he was being electrocuted, you were ok with that??
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Yep. I was okay with that... in fact, the reason I watched these tapes was because I was doing a research paper on capital punishment and that was as close as I could get to witness various methods.

The human deaths in the films did not traumatize me because they were all pretty much due to the fault of the person. The people made conscious choices and simply suffered the consequences of their choices. The same could not be said for the deaths perpetrated on the animals in those films. The death of that monkey was extremely cruel, painful, and drawn out. :boo:
 
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Mousebaby

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Lugnut said:
Just imagine her taking a knife and fork to your monkey after bbq'ing it... Then eating the brain with her hands behind her back.

THAT ought to dampen your enthusiasm!

:lol:
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MMmmmmm BRAINS!!!!!!​

Yep, cracked that skull open and ate them with Fava beans and a nice Chianti! :yum:
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
Mousebaby said:
Be good and recycle him and cook and consume him. Do not let that flesh go to waste. :yum: I hear monkey tastes just like chicken! :drool:

Oh and don't forget to eat the brains, lots of nutrition there! :yay:
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Just in time for Thanksgiving! :yahoo: I bet Pixie could make a banging tofu stuffing for it. :drool:
 
Beta84

Beta84

They're out to get us
:bawl: i still remember the first time i got to play with your monkey. this is a sad time indeed
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
HunterJJD said:
What about that time he sat down by Mag and Mag got up and left. Said he could not sit by a monkey

It's going to be a sad day for all, I feel he has affected so many in his short life with us
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If you read the last sentence fast, it looks as though it says "I feel has has affected so many in his life on the short bus." :killingme
 
Beta84

Beta84

They're out to get us
kwillia said:
I didn't think Jewish people played with other dude's monkeys...:confused:
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Mojo's monkey was my first.

nachomama said:
He's "nacho-ordinary Jew"...:shrug:
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:shrug: Guess not!

toppick08 said:
Only if they're snipped......
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why would u snip a monkey? :confused:

Mojo said:
Bring your ass out on Saturday :buddies:



I can't apologize enough, I didn't realize how sick he was until he puked in your face.
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:lmao: yeah i really didn't appreciate him doing that, but he was too fun to play with so i never minded
 
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