Please Feel Sorry For Me

Mojo

Mojo

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camily said:
Interesting.
BTW Mojo, everyone seems to have seen your monkey but me. Did you take him out in public often or did they all come to the house to see your monkey?
I wish I had known him. :bawl:
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I always had him on a leash. He is stuffed and mounted on my wall now, but you can still come and visit him.
 
camily

camily

Peace
Thanks for the pics you sent me of him. His smile and eyes were amazing! You two do look alot alike. Hope you don't mind that I'm sharing them. Also, here is a link for some Christmas gift ideas for you. I think you should get the Christmas Monkey light I posted too. What a tribute that would be!
Tanglewood Collection
 

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nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
camily said:
Thanks for the pics you sent me of him. His smile and eyes were amazing! You two do look alot alike. Hope you don't mind that I'm sharing them. Also, here is a link for some Christmas gift ideas for you. I think you should get the Christmas Monkey light I posted too. What a tribute that would be!
Tanglewood Collection
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MOJO!!!! Pic #3 gave me an idea...Next year you should dress up like Cornelius in your pimp suit! :clap:
 
Mojo

Mojo

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Mojo said:
My Proboscis Monkey "Cornelius Griswald" passed away last night after choking to death on his own nose. I considered him part of the family and I have no idea how I shall ever get through this. :bawl:
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Gypsy :howdy:
 
kvj21075

kvj21075

Meow
Mojo said:
:bawl: I'll never forget the time you passed out and he crapped in your mouth.
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note to self... never kiss 4d again!

Lugnut said:
Oh, PUH-LEEZE!!

You NEVER liked that thing... Every damn time I have EVER been at your house you would disappear every few minutes to spank the monkey! I mean, really! We can all hear you doing it, then you come out and pretend nothing happened.

When we confronted you, you denied it at first then tried to make excuses! "EVERYBODY spanks their monkey!" But you know that's just not true, many people treat their monkeys with love and respect. Some even let their friends play with them, dress them up, or even have them professionally groomed!

But you? Nope, just beat the hell out of it every chance you get...

Sick bastard. Your monkey is in a better place now.
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clevalley said:
What's Red, Tan and Hairy and goes round and round at 100MPH?




A Proboscis Monkey in a blender.
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:killingme

nachomama said:
He's "nacho-ordinary Jew"...:shrug:
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jew hater!




after reading this thread... i have to go visit the cat :biggrin:
 
GypsyQueen

GypsyQueen

I'MnotSICKbutI'MnotWELL!
oooooOOOOOHHHH Chi-ild, Things are going to get easier
oooooOOOOOHHHH Child, Things are going to be brighter...


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