Please Feel Sorry For Me

I just don't understand any of this :bawl:
Mojo spanked his monkey so damn hard he thought he killed it... but Cornelious (what Mojo calls his monkey) came back to life as a big nosed primate. Unfortunately Mojo cannot turn his back on Cornelius cause he likes to jam his nose where the sun don't shine...

Why he keeps that 'effing thing around I do not know :shrug:
 

JULZ

BFJ
Mojo spanked his monkey so damn hard he thought he killed it... but Cornelious (what Mojo calls his monkey) came back to life as a big nosed primate. Unfortunately Mojo cannot turn his back on Cornelius cause he likes to jam his nose where the sun don't shine...

Why he keeps that 'effing thing around I do not know :shrug:
:faint:
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
Mojo spanked his monkey so damn hard he thought he killed it... but Cornelious (what Mojo calls his monkey) came back to life as a big nosed primate. Unfortunately Mojo cannot turn his back on Cornelius cause he likes to jam his nose where the sun don't shine...

Why he keeps that 'effing thing around I do not know :shrug:
:otter:
 

Mojo

New Member
Mojo spanked his monkey so damn hard he thought he killed it... but Cornelious (what Mojo calls his monkey) came back to life as a big nosed primate. Unfortunately Mojo cannot turn his back on Cornelius cause he likes to jam his nose where the sun don't shine...

Why he keeps that 'effing thing around I do not know :shrug:
Next time you have a party, I'll bring him along for everyone to play with.
 
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