Please forgive me

rack'm

Jaded
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her breast.

They are both startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.

She says, If your :gossip: is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.
 
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