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A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her breast.
They are both startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.
She says, If your is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.
They are both startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.
She says, If your is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.