Please make them go away!

mainman

mainman

Set Trippin
Christy said:
Oh they already know that is their fate. :lol: They each get half my ashes they have to carry around forever and ever. :jet:
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You should have necklaces with vials made, like Billy Bob and Angelina did, only you could put your ashes in them....:shrug:
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
chernmax said:
The way life works, you and your husband impossed the kids on yourself, they had no say or pleasure for the matter... :coffee:
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Then I will be happy to take them out of this world at their pleasure. :razz: Least I could do ya know? I aim to make my children happy. :jet:
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
mainman said:
You should have necklaces with vials made, like Billy Bob and Angelina did, only you could put your ashes in them....:shrug:
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They'd have to wear a neck brace. :lmao: I was amazed at how heavy my dad's ashes were and he wasn't a big guy.
 
kwillia

kwillia

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Christy said:
Oh they already know that is their fate. :lol: They each get half my ashes they have to carry around forever and ever. :jet:
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I really had you pegged for a "stuff me and sit me in the recliner in the family room" kinda gal...:eyebrow:
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
mainman said:
You should have necklaces with vials made, like Billy Bob and Angelina did, only you could put your ashes in them....:shrug:
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No, those are too easy to carry around. They each get big urns they have to cart with em. The oldest is getting the arm I've used to beat him with his entire life.

I could just get myself stuffed and they could share custody. :yay:
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
kwillia said:
I really had you pegged for a "stuff me and sit me in the recliner in the family room" kinda gal...:eyebrow:
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Jinx! :lol:

Screw the ashes. :lol:

Although the Terry Schiavo route is appealing as well. :yay: Just give me a snort of booze in my feeding tube every so often and I'll be pickled for eternity. :jet:
 
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robbie

New Member
All you do is go to bed, everyone! Then start ringing a bell for mom to get you some tissues, wife can ring for chicken soup, please. Kids need someone to clean up the mess they couldn't make in the bathroom, more juice please, medicine, can you turn on the TV, please rub my feet......whats that? you say you have to go. So sorry you couldn't stay longer. .....
 
Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

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kwillia said:
I really had you pegged for a "stuff me and sit me in the recliner in the family room" kinda gal...:eyebrow:
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That is so funny! Then they could decorate her for Christmas, thanksgiving, etc.
Just stand her up in a corner with a glass of wine in her hand. Of course, they have to re-do the makeup every once in a while.... :ohwell:
 
Thor

Thor

Active Member
Nanny Pam said:
See...you don't know me. :razz:
I'd take her, and get her feeling better, too.
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Get who feeling better? My mom? She feels fine, it's my family that's sick.
 
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