Polish sausage?"

Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and
says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something." If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I
probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
 

Dutch6

"Fluffy world destroyer"
desertrat said:
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and
says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something." If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I
probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
:killingme
 
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