Poll

How old are you?

  • 20-30

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 30-40

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 40-50

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • 50-60

    Votes: 20 71.4%
  • 70-80

    Votes: 5 17.9%

  • Total voters
    28

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
I remember Ken King defending Clinton about Monica
Well like with most OLD people, you remembered it wrong. What I was defending was that until adjudicated it was a case of innocent until proven guilty, which once slick Willy admitted it he was a guilty SOB deserving impeachment and conviction.

Now put on you damn seatbelt and hush lil' Missy or it will be off to the lake with you or maybe a cup of anti-freeze.
 
I remember back in the day quite fondly:

I remember those days...


KEN KING
The Hens are gonna have their day
Tonight.

HOLLOWSOUL
The Dogs are gonna have their way
Tonight.

KEN KING
The Dogs grumble: "Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble 'em right.

HOLLOWSOUL
We're gonna hand 'em a surprise
Tonight.

KEN KING AND HENS
We're gonna cut 'em down to size
Tonight.

HOLLOWSOUL AND DOGS
We said, "O.K., no rumpus,
No tricks."
But just in case they jump us,
We're ready to mix
Tonight.

ALL
We're gonna rock it tonight,
We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball!
They're gonna get it tonight;
The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall!

KEN KING AND HENS
Well, they began it!

HOLLOWSOUL AND DOGS
Well, they began it!

ALL
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all,
Tonight!

VRAI
VRAI's gonna get her kicks
Tonight.
We'll have our private little mix
Tonight.
He'll walk in hot and tired,
So what?
Don't matter if he's tired,
As long as he's hot
Tonight!

SMALLTOWN
Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!

KEN KING
I'm counting on you to be there
Tonight.
When Diesel wins it fair and square
Tonight.
Thatdog punk'll
Go down.
And when he's hollered "Uncle"
We'll tear up the town!

(KEN KING, SMALLTOWN, and K_JO sing simultaneously)

KEN KING
So I can count on you, boy?

SMALLTOWN
All right.

KEN KING
We're gonna have us a ball.

SMALLTOWN
All right.

KEN KING
Womb to tomb!

SMALLTOWN
Sperm to worm!

KEN KING
I'll see you there about eight.

SMALLTOWN
Tonight . . .

K_JO
Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star,

(HENS, DOGS, K_JO, SMALLTOWN, and VRAI sing simultaneously)

DOGS
We're gonna rock it tonight!
They're gonna get it tonight,
They began it,
They began it,
The began it.
We'll stop 'em once and for all.
The Dogs are gonna have their way,
The Dogs are gonna have their day,
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

HENS
We're gonna jazz it tonight!
Tonight!
They began it,
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all!
The Hens are gonna have their way,
The Hens are gonna have their day.
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

VRAI
Tonight, tonight,
Late tonight,
We're gonna mix it tonight.
VRAI's gonna have her day,
VRAI's gonna have her day,
HOLLOWSOUL's gonna have his way
Tonight, tonight,
Tonight, this very night,
We're gonna rock it tonight!

K_JO
Tonight, tonight,
I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.

K_JO AND SMALLTOWN
Today the minutes seem like hours.
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light.
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night,

ALL
Tonight!
 

jrt_ms1995

Well-Known Member
We're an older crowd in here (and many of us have been here since we were in our 30s). The kids are all over the newest social media app and porn site.
What's the link to that porn site? And like others I'm feeling I was deliberately excluded from the poll!
 

PrchJrkr

Long Haired Country Boy
Ad Free Experience
Patron
I remember back in the day quite fondly:

I remember those days...


KEN KING
The Hens are gonna have their day
Tonight.

HOLLOWSOUL
The Dogs are gonna have their way
Tonight.

KEN KING
The Dogs grumble: "Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble 'em right.

HOLLOWSOUL
We're gonna hand 'em a surprise
Tonight.

KEN KING AND HENS
We're gonna cut 'em down to size
Tonight.

HOLLOWSOUL AND DOGS
We said, "O.K., no rumpus,
No tricks."
But just in case they jump us,
We're ready to mix
Tonight.

ALL
We're gonna rock it tonight,
We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball!
They're gonna get it tonight;
The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall!

KEN KING AND HENS
Well, they began it!

HOLLOWSOUL AND DOGS
Well, they began it!

ALL
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all,
Tonight!

VRAI
VRAI's gonna get her kicks
Tonight.
We'll have our private little mix
Tonight.
He'll walk in hot and tired,
So what?
Don't matter if he's tired,
As long as he's hot
Tonight!

SMALLTOWN
Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!

KEN KING
I'm counting on you to be there
Tonight.
When Diesel wins it fair and square
Tonight.
Thatdog punk'll
Go down.
And when he's hollered "Uncle"
We'll tear up the town!

(KEN KING, SMALLTOWN, and K_JO sing simultaneously)

KEN KING
So I can count on you, boy?

SMALLTOWN
All right.

KEN KING
We're gonna have us a ball.

SMALLTOWN
All right.

KEN KING
Womb to tomb!

SMALLTOWN
Sperm to worm!

KEN KING
I'll see you there about eight.

SMALLTOWN
Tonight . . .

K_JO
Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star,

(HENS, DOGS, K_JO, SMALLTOWN, and VRAI sing simultaneously)

DOGS
We're gonna rock it tonight!
They're gonna get it tonight,
They began it,
They began it,
The began it.
We'll stop 'em once and for all.
The Dogs are gonna have their way,
The Dogs are gonna have their day,
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

HENS
We're gonna jazz it tonight!
Tonight!
They began it,
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all!
The Hens are gonna have their way,
The Hens are gonna have their day.
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

VRAI
Tonight, tonight,
Late tonight,
We're gonna mix it tonight.
VRAI's gonna have her day,
VRAI's gonna have her day,
HOLLOWSOUL's gonna have his way
Tonight, tonight,
Tonight, this very night,
We're gonna rock it tonight!

K_JO
Tonight, tonight,
I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.

K_JO AND SMALLTOWN
Today the minutes seem like hours.
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light.
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night,

ALL
Tonight!
:roflmao:
 

GregV814

Well-Known Member
wait, wait a minute.... was consideration made for unregistered members? I didn't see gender or non-gender specific categories.... if multiple personalities, based on stress of Trump failed policies, are the demographics really correct??? what about presently deceased forumites???

Shoddy work.... shoddy...
 

Grumpy

Well-Known Member
wait, wait a minute.... was consideration made for unregistered members? I didn't see gender or non-gender specific categories.... if multiple personalities, based on stress of Trump failed policies, are the demographics really correct??? what about presently deceased forumites???

Shoddy work.... shoddy...
It's how I roll
 
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