Pool Peeing

[gumby]

A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, "Hey, don't pee in the pool!"

The boy replied, "But everybody does it!"

"Not from the diving board!" shouted the lifeguard.

 

[Pandora]

A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, "Hey, don't pee in the pool!"

The boy replied, "But everybody does it!"

"Not from the diving board!" shouted the lifeguard.

The sad part is I just pictured my youngest son doing that.

 

[MMDad]

Long long ago, my Master Chief invited everybody to his house for a pool party. He warned us that he had ICUP chemical in his pool, so he'd know if anyone pee'd. So one guy is standing in the pool and yells Hey, Master Chief! That ICUP stuff ain't working!

 

[crabcake]

Long long ago, my Master Chief invited everybody to his house for a pool party. He warned us that he had ICUP chemical in his pool, so he'd know if anyone pee'd. So one guy is standing in the pool and yells Hey, Master Chief! That ICUP stuff ain't working!

Stupid seamen? :shrug: