He's old so he has these wart-like growths going on, and this one on his leg he worries it to death. So last night he comes limping in the living room, I look and see that he's opened it up and it's bleeding. Whip out the first aid kit, clean, Neosporin, bandage, and he also has to wear the cone of shame.
He's not very happy.
He's not very happy.