saddlemount
Mudslinger
Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.
The Operator said "Where are you?"
Ole said, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus
Street."
The operator said, "How do you spell that?" and the phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting.
Then he came back on and said, "I dragged her over to Oak St, that's O-A-K."
The Operator said "Where are you?"
Ole said, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus
Street."
The operator said, "How do you spell that?" and the phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting.
Then he came back on and said, "I dragged her over to Oak St, that's O-A-K."