Poor Rosie! :lol:

[MysticalMom]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were

all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful

girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the

ugliest person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to

have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out

looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl

in

the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially

the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking

utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"

 

[OrneryPest]

Excellent! I shall re-tell it, modified thusly:

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the village idiot of Dawgpatch were snooping around in an enchanted castle, and they found a secret chamber with a magic mirror. They decided to ask it if Sleeping Beauty was really the most beautiful woman in the world, if Tom Thumb was really the smallest person in the world, and if the village idiot of Dawgpatch was really the stupidest person in the world.

Sleeping Beauty went first. She returned, exclaiming, "Yes! I really am the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Tom Thumb went next. He returned, exclaiming, "Yes! I really am the smallest person in the world!"

Then the village idiot of Dawgpatch went last. He returned, mumbling, "Duh, who's George W. Bush?"

 

[virgovictoria]

Excellent! I shall re-tell it, modified thusly:

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the village idiot of Dawgpatch were snooping around in an enchanted castle, and they found a secret chamber with a magic mirror. They decided to ask it if Sleeping Beauty was really the most beautiful woman in the world, if Tom Thumb was really the smallest person in the world, and if the village idiot of Dawgpatch was really the stupidest person in the world.

Sleeping Beauty went first. She returned, exclaiming, "Yes! I really am the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Tom Thumb went next. He returned, exclaiming, "Yes! I really am the smallest person in the world!"

Then the village idiot of Dawgpatch went last. He returned, mumbling, "Duh, who's George W. Bush?"

So silly, Mr. OP!!!