Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
Old but still funny!!!!!!!
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I
know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK,
Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom
Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that
he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yep," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to
Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush
spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss
over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on
my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on
in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses
his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name
anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba.
"I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to
Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in
Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work.
I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.
Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward
St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the
Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he
finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his
boss's side, Bubba asks him,
"What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until
you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the
balcony with Bubba?
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I
know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK,
Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom
Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that
he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yep," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to
Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush
spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss
over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on
my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on
in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses
his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name
anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba.
"I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to
Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in
Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work.
I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.
Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward
St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the
Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he
finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his
boss's side, Bubba asks him,
"What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until
you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the
balcony with Bubba?
I aint ever heard that one.... 
