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a biker had decided to spend some time just north of the border cruising around Canada for the day. On his way back home he makes his stop at the border and realizes that he has lost his wallet somewhere along the way.
The first thing the guard asks for of course is identification. The guy trys to explain about the wallet but it looked like it was going to be a long delay trying to satisfy the border gaurds. The biker tells the guard that he had a good way to prove that he indeed was an American citizen and a patriotic one!
The biker proceeded to lower his britches and expose the tattoos on his butt cheeks. Right away the guard tells him to pull his pants back up and get back on his motorcycle.
We are very sorry to have doubted your word sir and we are convinced that you are very much an American citizen. We hope you have a great day and a safe trip back to Maryland.
A little confused, the biker asks the guard how he knew that he was from Maryland. In a puzzled sorta' voice the guard explained that he fully recognized the American Flag tattoo on his left butt cheek, the Statue of Liberty tattoo on his right butt cheek and the one of Martin O'Malley right in the middle !
The first thing the guard asks for of course is identification. The guy trys to explain about the wallet but it looked like it was going to be a long delay trying to satisfy the border gaurds. The biker tells the guard that he had a good way to prove that he indeed was an American citizen and a patriotic one!
The biker proceeded to lower his britches and expose the tattoos on his butt cheeks. Right away the guard tells him to pull his pants back up and get back on his motorcycle.
We are very sorry to have doubted your word sir and we are convinced that you are very much an American citizen. We hope you have a great day and a safe trip back to Maryland.
A little confused, the biker asks the guard how he knew that he was from Maryland. In a puzzled sorta' voice the guard explained that he fully recognized the American Flag tattoo on his left butt cheek, the Statue of Liberty tattoo on his right butt cheek and the one of Martin O'Malley right in the middle !
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