Highlander
ONE NATION UNDER GOD
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old
> Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while
> working with the cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
> with the old man.
> Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be
> President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is
> a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
> asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said,
> "When you're driving down a country road and you come
> across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
> "post turtle".
> > >
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face,
> so he continued to explain.
> "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
> belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is
> up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass
> put him up there in the first place."
> That's a post turtle!!!
> Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while
> working with the cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
> with the old man.
> Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be
> President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is
> a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
> asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said,
> "When you're driving down a country road and you come
> across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
> "post turtle".
> > >
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face,
> so he continued to explain.
> "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
> belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is
> up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass
> put him up there in the first place."
> That's a post turtle!!!
