Powder Room Poetry

[Railroad]

Most of us have seen this cute little verse in someone's powder room:

Please lower the lid
Ladies Present
A wet behind
Is most unpleasant

I have a response:

Please look down
Before you sit
If it looks wet
Don't sit on it

 

[Retrodeb54]

Please look down
Before you sit
If it looks wet
Don't sit on it

*mind falls in gutter*
Careful with that one, could prove to be a deal breaker.

 

[Railroad]

*mind falls in gutter*
Careful with that one, could prove to be a deal breaker.

 

[twinoaks207]

Seen posted in a staff bathroom once...

"If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie,
wipe the seatie."

 

[Retrodeb54]

We used to make these plaques for craft fairs.

My Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean
Your Accurate Aim Would Help

 

[donbarzini]

It does no good
To stand on the seat
The crabs in here
Can jump six feet

 

[garyt27]

We aim to please, You aim too, please.

 

[Dondi]

Sign on our neighbor's pool:

"Please don't pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet."

 

[GopherM]

For the old WWII pilots:

If your exhaust stack is short
And your manifold pressure low
Please taxi a little closer

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

We aim to please, You aim too, please.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be sweet and wipe the seat

Variation of Twin Oaks' post

 

[SoMDGirl42]

I saw a sign a few weeks ago.

Gentlemen:
Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think it is.

 

[Katelin]

I saw a sign a few weeks ago.

Gentlemen:
Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think it is.

So did you?

 

[Retrodeb54]

I saw a sign a few weeks ago.

Gentlemen:
Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think it is.

Reminds me of a birthday party at our house years ago for my uncle. I was a young teen and everyone was yakking away and then a horrible scream came from the bathroom. It was my uncle, mom said "Wth, did he pass a stone or something?" so some headed that way to check on him, then he came down the hall with my makeup mirror from the back of the toilet. "Scared the hell outta' me" he announced. "Started to pee, looked and thought someone else was in the head with me." My mom fell out laughing, it had been on the magnifying side.