Pregnant Blonde

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Erin

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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home
from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"

"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.

He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to haveTWINS!

Amazed, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and BOTH tests came out positive!"
 
kwillia

kwillia

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Three expectant mothers were sitting in the OB/GYN waiting room. The brunette spoke up and said, “I’m having a boy because we conceived via the missionary position.” The redhead said, “I’m having a girl because we conceived with me on top.” The blonde started crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said, “I must be having puppies.” :bawl:
 
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RoseRed

RoseRed

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kwillia said:
Three expectant mothers were sitting in the OB/GYN waiting room. The brunette spoke up and said, “I’m having a boy because we conceived via the mercenary position.” The redhead said, “I’m having a girl because we conceived with me on top.” The blonde started crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said, “I must be having puppies.” :bawl:
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justhangn

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kwillia said:
Three expectant mothers were sitting in the OB/GYN waiting room. The brunette spoke up and said, “I’m having a boy because we conceived via the mercenary position.” The redhead said, “I’m having a girl because we conceived with me on top.” The blonde started crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said, “I must be having puppies.” :bawl:
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dustin

dustin

UAIOE
kwillia said:
Three expectant mothers were sitting in the OB/GYN waiting room. The brunette spoke up and said, “I’m having a boy because we conceived via the mercenary position.” The redhead said, “I’m having a girl because we conceived with me on top.” The blonde started crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said, “I must be having puppies.” :bawl:
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missionary?

:lmao:

is mercenary were you get tied up?
 
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