goldielocks7
New Member
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was grinning at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the grin turned into a smile, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,
the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested. The
case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor,
it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint
Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and
I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the
fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
her was grinning at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the grin turned into a smile, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,
the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested. The
case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor,
it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint
Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and
I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the
fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
