goldielocks7
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending one of his
companys office parties. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the
drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how
he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick! "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite
dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table
eating.
Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?"
"Well," his son said, "you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
puked in the hallway, and you got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused Jack asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table - $239.99
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Two Aspirins - 38 cents
Saying the right thing at the right time - Priceless.
companys office parties. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the
drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how
he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick! "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite
dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table
eating.
Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?"
"Well," his son said, "you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
puked in the hallway, and you got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused Jack asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table - $239.99
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Two Aspirins - 38 cents
Saying the right thing at the right time - Priceless.
