Prosthetic penis shuts down highway

[ylexot]

Suspicious package indeed: Device that forced I-75 and Daniels shut was a prosthetic penis

There's no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.

 

[ylexot]

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb.

I'm feeling a little inadequate...

 

[Ponytail]

Woh...they're lucky it didn't go off prematurely!!

 

[cattitude]

It wasn't purple was it?

 

[Ponytail]

It wasn't purple was it?

Are you fearing that the duct tape may have been too tight?

 

[jazz lady]

I wonder if this is Mr. Gasm's "detachable penis" from yesterday.

 

[cattitude]

I wonder if this is Mr. Gasm's "detachable penis" from yesterday.

Wasn't that one shorter?

 

[pineapple]

Suspicious package indeed: Device that forced I-75 and Daniels shut was a prosthetic penis

prosthetic penis? Is that the PC term for dildo?

 

[Bruzilla]

It just proves there are way too many dicks on the highway!