Protest failure...


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I got a safety equipment repair order the other day because I lost my windshield somewhere.
Following the unfolding events in another state, I decided to “protest” at the local 7/11.
My mask was pulled tighter and I started yelling at patrons entering the store but they couldn’t understand what I was saying. Foiled, I lit a hostess cupcake wrapper to hurl at the building but the wind blew it out. My shirt caught on fire.
The clerk came out with a quart of spoiled milk and doused the flames.


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Now just rub yourself with some Newport butts steeped in MD20/20 for a week, and you will look and smell just like the real deal!