rack'm
Jaded
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
(DUHHHH)
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I
told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is
to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in
the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried
out.
check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
(DUHHHH)
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I
told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is
to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in
the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried
out.
