put a gag on me please

[joeyinlexpark]

I said the shi# word a couple times and now my little one (almost 3) decides that it is a cool word. He even watched a little tv with daddy and some dumb actor had to throw a bull in front of the s word so now I have a 3 yr old saying bullshi#. Darn kids

 

[JabbaJawz]

Handle it, poppa!

 

[joeyinlexpark]

Originally posted by laureng
Handle it, poppa!

but of course I will

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[Kizzy]

My mother in law always says Jesus H Christ. My little one decided to say that at school. The nuns didn't think it was too funny, and they told me that he has said this several times throughout the day. I just said, I swear to God he didn’t hear it from me. Well, that wasn't exactly how I meant to put it. Sometimes, we all need a gag.

 

[JabbaJawz]

Originally posted by IM4Change
I swear to God he didn’t hear it from me. Well, that wasn't exactly how I meant to put it. Sometimes, we all need a gag.

: That's a good 'foot in mouth' story, IM4!!!

 

[demsformd]

I remember back when my oldest child was growing up and we took him out to dinner with my wife's parents. In the middle of the meal, my three year old son who wanted to leave very badly decided that it was best to say "get me the f### out of here." It was so embarassing and my wife almost killed me that night because I cursed like a sailor while she was just a perfect saint. Yeah right. Later that week, she had the boy saying every other curse word so she finally came to her senses and apologized.

 

[Oz]

Once they hit middle school, they hear, (and probably say) the big, bad words anyway. Not good, but probably a fact of life. (At 3, you can't blame it on their schoolmates though!)

 

[vraiblonde]

Joey, just tell him to quit saying those words. Tell him they're grown-up words and he's not allowed to say them until he's a grown-up or you're going to whip his azz. Sheesh!

Stupid people would always say to me, "How can you tell your kids to not cuss if you do it?" And I'm like, "Okay, well, I drive a car. I smoke. I drink beer. What's your point?"

 

[Dymphna]

How do you react when he says it? Are you all over him? Laugh? Yell? Guess what, he just figured how to make you pay attention to him. Even if you watch what you say from now on, he'll keep it up because he gets a reaction from you. Tell him once, calmly, that it's a "grown up" word or a "not nice" word and ignore it after that, it'll go away.

 

[jlabsher]

Just pray that he doesn't stand up in church and say it. My little ones haven't picked up on it yet. The oldest (now 5) said d#mmit a couple of times, but I ignored her and she never did again.

 

[Christy]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Stupid people would always say to me, "How can you tell your kids to not cuss if you do it?" And I'm like, "Okay, well, I drive a car. I smoke. I drink beer. What's your point?"

I cuss like a sailor. Can't help it, it's like my version of turets syndrome! I tell my kids I've earned the right to cuss.

Don't worry Joey, they ALL go through a cussing spell.

 

[Taz]

cussin'

Hey, I mean really...a lot of us "talk like sailors on occasion and it will bleed over to the little ones.

Our preacher was over when we were building our house. We had a trailer out front that we were living in, with a shed alongside for the washer and dryer.
One day my wife found a mouse in the laundry shed and freaked. Just about this time our pastor showed up. He followed us out to the laundry shed, where I found a nest of field mice behind the washer.
Well, ya can't really stomp on 'em with the preacher standing there, so I was trying to run them out of the shed. Needless to say, I had drawn quite a crowd at the door of the shed.
While mice were scrambling all over the place, the pastor reached out and plucked a blade of grass. He leaned over and slowly ran it up the back of my 6-year-old's leg.
We all got bug-eyed when she jumped and yelled, "Goda^^it!."

 

[joeyinlexpark]

I react with a "What the F**K did you say? I'm going to smack the s**t out of you if you say that again!!!




Serioulsy though, I say NO, hes only 2 1/2 so hopefully he will stop, i guess today at the daycare he said Sh*thead, such a lovely little boy, reminds me of his Dad according to my boys Grandma

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by joeyinlexpark
I react with a "What the F**K did you say? I'm going to smack the s**t out of you if you say that again!!!