Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lb.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
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Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1 and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Kentucky?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A: A speech impediment.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A: Row, row, row your boat.
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Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy
tale?
A: A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...." A Southern fairy tale
begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ....
A: Nudity.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lb.
***************
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
***************
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
***************
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
**************
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
***************
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
**************
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
**************
Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
**************
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
*************
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
***************
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
**************
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1 and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
**************
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
***************
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Kentucky?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
**************
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A: A speech impediment.
***************
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
****************
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
***************
Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A: Row, row, row your boat.
***************
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy
tale?
A: A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...." A Southern fairy tale
begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ....