Questions to Ponder

[saddlemount]

* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
* Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
* Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
* Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

[Dupontster]

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

 

[Dupontster]

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --

 

[Dupontster]

Are female moths called myths?

 

[Dupontster]

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

 

[Dupontster]

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

OK, I'll stop now....

 

[bdh802]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on Parkways?

Why do 7-11s have locks on the doors if they are open 24-7?

 

[saddlemount]

You know those indestructable little black boxes they always locate intact after a plane wreck? Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?

 

[buddy999]

You know those indestructable little black boxes they always locate intact after a plane wreck? Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?

 

[chernmax]

Anyone ever smell moth balls???







































Curious as to how you get their little legs apart???

 

[saddlemount]

Awww...

We've got some tough critics out there.. one nice person slapped the red karma on me 'cause he didn't like my joke! Thanks and I hope you have a better day today!

 

[Bronwyn]

* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? QUOTE]

 

[mAlice]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

 

[Kyle]

* Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Steven Wright is great!