How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on It.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on It.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of It.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dogs.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
Unique up on It.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on It.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of It.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dogs.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
Couldn't even pick one to highlight - they were all good! 