Quote Of The Day

[unixpirate]

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."

 

[tlatchaw]

I sent my sinuses to Arizona
I sent my liver to Peru
I sent my lungs and my kidney
for the summer to Sydney
but I'm sending my heart to you!