Quotes & Toasts 0f The Day

[jazz lady]

"In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down." -Brian Weir

"Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two
small jumps." -David Lloyd George

"Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment." -Baltasar Gracian, The Oracle

 

[Otter]

"Today’s my birthday. I got a lovely gift. Today someone gave me the new John Kerry answering machine. The only problem is it doesn’t have a message." Jay Leno