Random Humor

Kyle

Imagine No Democrats
PREMO Member
– Dad, can you help me with my math?

– What do you need help with?

– I’m supposed to find the common denominator…

– What the hell, you still haven’t found it? We were looking for that back when I was in school.
 

Kyle

Imagine No Democrats
PREMO Member
Coworker gave me a load of #### on the way to get lunch yesterday.

Apparently it's "insensitive" to try to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke.
 

Kyle

Imagine No Democrats
PREMO Member
To all...

YES, HE BIT 24 PEOPLE.
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG, I am SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

HE BIT:
6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS...
4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS...
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS...
9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS...
2 FLAG BURNERS... AND .........
A KNEELING FOOTBALL PLAYER.

SO FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT Of HIS MOUTH!
 
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