Adult Education - a strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you when you were young enough to profit from it
Bride - a woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband carries her across the threshold
Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary without marrying one
Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way
Education - what you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten from what you've learned
Experience - what you think you have until such time you acquire more
Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in well mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service
Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion
Lawyer - a cat that settles differences between two mice
Bride - a woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband carries her across the threshold
Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary without marrying one
Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way
Education - what you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten from what you've learned
Experience - what you think you have until such time you acquire more
Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in well mannered silence, while the loudmouth gets service
Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion
Lawyer - a cat that settles differences between two mice