Reality shows have nothing...

[Larry Gude]

...on real life;

FOXNews.com - 2 Colorado Men Exchange Taser Shots in Confrontation Over Parking Boot - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

It wasn't exactly pistols at 30 paces, but police say a security company supervisor and a restaurateur shot each other with Tasers in a "bonehead" confrontation over parking.

 

[mv_princess]

Someone was just killed in Tulsa over a parking spot at the gas station

 

[Mojo]

I wish I could have been there for that one

 

[Larry Gude]

Hell...

I wish I could have been there for that one

....yeah;

Tasers: When you're absolutely, positively not sure violence is called for.

"Hey, buddy. It says 15 items or less..."

"Oh yeah, who died and made you grocery store checkout line Tsar, huh?"

"This little baby right here says so #######..."

"Oh yeah? Well, how about this little number right here, dillweed!?"

ZZZZTTTT!!! Ouch! Son of a bytch! Take that!

ZZZZTTTT!!! Mother****er! How about this??

ZZZTTTT!!!


ZZZTTT!!!


And that's how the eggs became over easy in the checkout line...

 

[nachomama]

I wish I could have been there for that one

I'm waiting for a couple fellas I know to break out the tazers at Rosie's or the Dirty Dew one night...