Recovering from a coma.

itsbob

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A man's wife had been in a coma for years, and as he loved her a great deal, he had several sad years behind him.

One day he received a call from the hospital. During a routine sponge bath, his wife had shown some brain activity when her private parts were being washed. The more she was stimulated, the more brain activity showed up on the monitors. It was truly miraculous!

The loving husband rushed to the hospital. The doctor explained that although it was quite unorthodox, the staff thought that if he were to have oral sex with his wife, she may spontaneously wake up. The husband thought they were crazy, but agreed.

In order to give the loving couple a bit of privacy, the monitors were set up just outside the hospital room. The husband went in while the hospital staff anxiously waited outside. After a couple of minutes the monitors were going wild, spiking all over the place, beeping and flashing like crazy, a real light show... followed by a flatline on her brain, heart, and all other functions.

The doctor rushed in and asked the husband, "what happened"??

The husband replied, "I don't know Doc, I guess she choked to death".
 

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IT's ALL RED
Omg

That was good only I thought it would be like "I dont know what happened to her jaw".


That was REAL good!

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