"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

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Bombshell: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum - the jokes write themselves

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The comments....

 

[WingsOfGold]

Sorry, exit only.

 

[Monello]

Fusilli Francois.

 

[Kyle]

Maybe the Canadians have a point.

 

[BOP]

Apparently, he did surrender. Being French, the terms may or may not have been to his liking.