Red Alert!!! Children Starving at GVKE

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Walked the wuppo past Greenview Knolls Elem this morning. Classroom of kids out on the playground - 2nd or 3rd graders. AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS OBESE!!!

:jameo:

It's a travesty! Greenview Knolls, you are NOT facilitating the childhood obesity hysteria and ya'll need to fatten those kids up, pronto. How are the food Nazis supposed to make their case with all those skinny kids running around, chasing each other, jumping around?
 

Pete

Repete
Walked the wuppo past Greenview Knolls Elem this morning. Classroom of kids out on the playground - 2nd or 3rd graders. AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS OBESE!!!

:jameo:

It's a travesty! Greenview Knolls, you are NOT facilitating the childhood obesity hysteria and ya'll need to fatten those kids up, pronto. How are the food Nazis supposed to make their case with all those skinny kids running around, chasing each other, jumping around?

They probably ARE obese you just could not tell from the coats and hats.

According to the government if you are not as svelt as an Ethiopian marathon runner with a BMI of -5 you are a lard ass.
 

awpitt

Main Streeter
Walked the wuppo past Greenview Knolls Elem this morning. Classroom of kids out on the playground - 2nd or 3rd graders. AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS OBESE!!!

:jameo:

It's a travesty! Greenview Knolls, you are NOT facilitating the childhood obesity hysteria and ya'll need to fatten those kids up, pronto. How are the food Nazis supposed to make their case with all those skinny kids running around, chasing each other, jumping around?


They have a great P.E. program there.
 

puggymom

Active Member
Well my daughter had two breakfast es (what is the plural for that?) this morning. I let her buy breakfast on household birthdays only (otherwise she eats at home). Well she had breakfast then we were looking at the school lunch menu and she did not like the breakfast choice on for her brother's upcoming birthday this week so I said she could pick any day. She picked today. Am I in trouble? (hee-hee)
 

BOP

Well-Known Member
They probably ARE obese you just could not tell from the coats and hats.

According to the government if you are not as svelt as an Ethiopian marathon runner with a BMI of -5 you are a lard ass.

Well, that certainly leaves MO out of the mix.
 
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