Walked the wuppo past Greenview Knolls Elem this morning. Classroom of kids out on the playground - 2nd or 3rd graders. AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS OBESE!!!

It's a travesty! Greenview Knolls, you are NOT facilitating the childhood obesity hysteria and ya'll need to fatten those kids up, pronto. How are the food Nazis supposed to make their case with all those skinny kids running around, chasing each other, jumping around?

It's a travesty! Greenview Knolls, you are NOT facilitating the childhood obesity hysteria and ya'll need to fatten those kids up, pronto. How are the food Nazis supposed to make their case with all those skinny kids running around, chasing each other, jumping around?