Larry Gude
Strung Out
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, poked herself on her left shoulder and screamed, then she touched her left elbow and screamed even more. She pressed down, just with her finger tip, on each knee and just howled; likewise both ankles. Everywhere she touched made her scream. She just looked at him and said "Well, what do you think?"
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, poked herself on her left shoulder and screamed, then she touched her left elbow and screamed even more. She pressed down, just with her finger tip, on each knee and just howled; likewise both ankles. Everywhere she touched made her scream. She just looked at him and said "Well, what do you think?"
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
