Redneck Homocide...

[Larry Gude]

...OK Jazz, how long since this one?

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in Frederick County?

Because the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

:

Ha!

 

[cattitude]

...OK Jazz, how long since this one?

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in Frederick County?

Because the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

:

Ha!

Hey Larry, is this a gay joke?

 

[jazz lady]

...OK Jazz, how long since this one?

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in Frederick County?

Because the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

:

Ha!

A new record for you. Only ten days. Ha!http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=31442

 

[Larry Gude]

For crying out loud...

...did you happen to hear the one about the two lesbians and the soft serve ice cream machine?

Oh...

Um...

How about the three legged pig and the farmers dyslexic daughter?

Yes? OK. Uh...

How about the electrician, the eskimo and the one eyed anteater?

Yeah?...

OK...what is black and white and read all over...nah...uhmmm....

 

[Larry Gude]

No...

Hey Larry, is this a gay joke?

...it is obviously just another case of leftovers...

 

[jazz lady]

...did you happen to hear the one about the two lesbians and the soft serve ice cream machine?

Oh...

Um...

How about the three legged pig and the farmers dyslexic daughter?

Yes? OK. Uh...

How about the electrician, the eskimo and the one eyed anteater?

Yeah?...

OK...what is black and white and read all over...nah...uhmmm....

I really DON'T need to hear about your weird fantasies.

 

[Larry Gude]

Oh...

...that'll cost you some karma!

 

[jazz lady]

I can hurt you a lot more than you can hurt me.

 

[Larry Gude]

Ha!

...don't forget your step ladder!

 

[jazz lady]

You know what they say...

the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-BERRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

 

[Larry Gude]

I know how to fix your...

...little red wagon; I'll find me a damn joke you ain't heard!

HA!

 

[jazz lady]

Well THAT...

ought to keep you busy and out of our hair for hours and hours.

(Vrai - you owe me big time for this. )

 

[Larry Gude]

Ha ha...

... a ha de hardy har har.

 

[jazz lady]

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