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> >Redneck Mother
> >
> >A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
> >
> >"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
> >
> >"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
> >question a thousand times before.
> >
> >She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
> >
> >"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
> >I'll need all your children's names."
> >
> >"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
> >
> >"OK, and who's next?"
> >
> >"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
> >
> >The social worker raises an eyebrow but
>continues One by one,
> >through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
>introduced to the
> >eldest girl, named Leighroy!
> >
> >"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
> >they ALL named Leroy?"
> >
> >Their Momma replied, "Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time
> >to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when
>it's
> >time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin'. An'
>if
> >I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
> >'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
>them all Leroy."
> >
> >The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
> >forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to
>come, and
> >not the whole bunch?"
> >
> >"Then I call
>them by their last names."
> >
> >A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
> >
> >"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
> >
> >"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
> >question a thousand times before.
> >
> >She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
> >
> >"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
> >I'll need all your children's names."
> >
> >"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
> >
> >"OK, and who's next?"
> >
> >"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
> >
> >The social worker raises an eyebrow but
>continues One by one,
> >through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
>introduced to the
> >eldest girl, named Leighroy!
> >
> >"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
> >they ALL named Leroy?"
> >
> >Their Momma replied, "Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time
> >to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when
>it's
> >time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin'. An'
>if
> >I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
> >'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
>them all Leroy."
> >
> >The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
> >forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to
>come, and
> >not the whole bunch?"
> >
> >"Then I call
>them by their last names."
