gumby
I AM GUMBY DAMMIT
Redneck pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a
Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin
girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred
Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you
help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap
motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as
window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the
mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a
wrench,.......................every time I think of it my nuts tighten
up.
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a
Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin
girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred
Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you
help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap
motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as
window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the
mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a
wrench,.......................every time I think of it my nuts tighten
up.
Did any of these work on L?