Gabriel came to the Lord and said,
"I have to talk to you, I have some
Redneck folks up here in Heaven who are causing
some problems.
They are swinging on the
Pearly Gates, my horn is missing,
barbecue sauce is all over their robes,
ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet
bones are all over the streets of Gold.
Some folks are walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn in keeping
the stairway to heaven clean.
There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos,
saying it is messing up their hair.
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did
you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on."
The Devil returned to the phone and said,
"Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems
you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute,"
and puts the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone,
and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the
question?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you
having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this.....
hold on, Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk
right now. These rednecks done put the fire out,
and are trying to install air conditioning!"
"I have to talk to you, I have some
Redneck folks up here in Heaven who are causing
some problems.
They are swinging on the
Pearly Gates, my horn is missing,
barbecue sauce is all over their robes,
ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet
bones are all over the streets of Gold.
Some folks are walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn in keeping
the stairway to heaven clean.
There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos,
saying it is messing up their hair.
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did
you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on."
The Devil returned to the phone and said,
"Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems
you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute,"
and puts the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone,
and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the
question?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you
having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this.....
hold on, Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk
right now. These rednecks done put the fire out,
and are trying to install air conditioning!"
