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"Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out
Redskins tickets."
Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Washington Redskins.
Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field:
"Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come
get them. They are beating the Redskins 14-0."
Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the
Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened
to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately suspended
practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field
analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players
was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team
would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
Redskins tickets."
Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Washington Redskins.
Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field:
"Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come
get them. They are beating the Redskins 14-0."
Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the
Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened
to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately suspended
practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field
analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players
was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team
would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
Sorry for not paying attention; it's almost 4 p.m., and I am out of here!!
..........because otter, Catt, MainMan and Larry and, oh almost forgot, Ken King will agree with just about all of the not-so-farfetched reasons why the Redskins will be watching from their TV sets during playoff time - just like my idiot NY Giants will.
