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Asperger's Poster Child
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Snotcicling: See who can grow the longest stalactite of frozen mucus from their nose.
The Nuge: In the spirit of the biathalon, this sport combines sledding and bowhunting.<o></o>
Bob-sledding: Siberian Huskies replaced by naked hairy guys named Robert.
Shazamboni: Superheroes-only ice hockey.
The Brian Is-He-Really-a-Boitano: Male figure skaters must prove their heterosexuality, with NHL players as judges.
Your Turkeys Are Done: This all-female figure skating competition offers the wonderful combination of cold air and thin skimpy costumes.<o></o>
Lillehammered: Performance quality plummets as competitors use alcohol to keep warm.<o></o>
Snowbirding: See who is the fastest to wise up and spend the winter in Florida.<o></o>
Well-Endowed Women’s Nude Volleyball: Not a winter sport, just a desperate attempt to match the Summer Olympics’ TV ratings.<o></o>
Don’t Cry for Me, Ecuador: All events handicapped in favor of warm-weather countries.<o></o>
The Suge: Hip-hop sledders assure victory by feeding their rivals to rabid sled dogs.
fficeffice" /><o></o>Snotcicling: See who can grow the longest stalactite of frozen mucus from their nose.
The Nuge: In the spirit of the biathalon, this sport combines sledding and bowhunting.<o
></o>Bob-sledding: Siberian Huskies replaced by naked hairy guys named Robert.
Shazamboni: Superheroes-only ice hockey.
The Brian Is-He-Really-a-Boitano: Male figure skaters must prove their heterosexuality, with NHL players as judges.
Your Turkeys Are Done: This all-female figure skating competition offers the wonderful combination of cold air and thin skimpy costumes.<o
></o>Lillehammered: Performance quality plummets as competitors use alcohol to keep warm.<o
></o>Snowbirding: See who is the fastest to wise up and spend the winter in Florida.<o
></o>Well-Endowed Women’s Nude Volleyball: Not a winter sport, just a desperate attempt to match the Summer Olympics’ TV ratings.<o
></o>Don’t Cry for Me, Ecuador: All events handicapped in favor of warm-weather countries.<o
></o>The Suge: Hip-hop sledders assure victory by feeding their rivals to rabid sled dogs.
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