Sad to say but this is almost a daily conversation between my husband and I. What is funny is that when we started dating 22 years ago, we were horrified when we'd hear his parents talk about this sort of stuff. Now we are the ones talking about it and our kids are the ones horrified.
Ooh, I wonder if he'll take an older woman with more experience in those things!
Sounds like a bad UTI.
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