GopherM
Darwin was right
An Irishman and an Englishman were sitting around talking one afternoon over a few cold beers.
After a while the Englishman says to the Irishman, "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off golfing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Irishman crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking very hard about the question.
Finally, Casey says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even."
After a while the Englishman says to the Irishman, "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off golfing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Irishman crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking very hard about the question.
Finally, Casey says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even."
