Republican abstinence programs are a plot!

[N7Spectre]

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

 

[Bird Dog]

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

Ugly people have sex all the time. Where do you think ugly people come from, the stork?
What does having sex do to make people successful in life? A lot of welfare babies out there....just sayin’

...and lastly. Where do you come up with this stuff....mushrooms?

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

Well, it did't work for me. Thus far am pretty successful in life.

 

[Kyle]

What we need is a Progbot sterilization program.

The abortion thing just isn't working.

 

[Bird Dog]

What we need is a Progbot sterilization program.

The abortion thing just isn't working.

The progbots will probably try to find a way so aborted fetuses can vote.

Which brings up a thought? If Roe v Wade didn’t happen would Hillary of been elected?

 

[gemma_rae]

Having bastard children makes you successful, got it.

Anymore advice you'd like to impart Private Pyle.

 

[Gilligan]

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

We obviously need more effective birth control methods too. ^

 

[SamSpade]

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

Ahh, that's just something ugly people say.

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

HTF, just when you think things can't get any stupider you're proven wrong.

 

[vraiblonde]

My friend and I were sitting on a bench people watching and this horrid gnarly beast woman came rolling past with a baby in a stroller and another kid trotting along beside. My friend stared after until I said "What?" He replied, "Somebody ####ed that. Twice."



So yeah, ugly people have plenty of sex, don't let N7S fool you.

 

[Monello]

Sounds like someone isn't getting any.

 

[GURPS]

He replied, "Somebody ####ed that. Twice."

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder

 

[Toxick]

They are a plot by ugly nerdy people to keep the sexually active good looking popular people from becoming successful in life!

1) You're implying that ugly nerdy people are not sexually active. Oh sweet summer child.

2) You're implying that sexually active good looking popular people would naturally be successful without intervention by said ugly nerdy people.





Good looking people often do not need outside intervention to #### their #### up. People - even good looking sexually active popular ones - have an uncanny knack for self-destruction.






And even if there were a cabal of ugly nerdy people*, we would never be careless enough to let you find out about it.




















*THERE IS NO CABAL~!

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

Pro Tip for N7Spectre:

There's no such thing as an ugly woman at last call.

 

[Gilligan]

1) You're implying that ugly nerdy people are not sexually active. Oh sweet summer child.

2) You're implying that sexually active good looking popular people would naturally be successful without intervention by said ugly nerdy people.





Good looking people often do not need outside intervention to #### their #### up. People - even good looking sexually active popular ones - have an uncanny knack for self-destruction.






And even if there were a cabal of ugly nerdy people*, we would never be careless enough to let you find out about it.




















*THERE IS NO CABAL~!

I switched from cabal to satellite.

 

[vraiblonde]

Pro Tip for N7Spectre:

There's no such thing as an ugly woman at last call.

Why do you think bars dim the lights?

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

Why do you think bars dim the lights?

I know, or rather knew, why. I'm just trying to help out what's his name (too lazy to scroll back and look).

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Can't get laid eh?