Taz
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A traveling salesman's car broke down out in the boonies. It was hot and the salesman wanted to get to a motel and rest up for the evening, so he started thumbing a ride. After a few minutes, a pick-up truck stops and the driver rolls the window down and hollers to the salesman, "What's your political party?"
The salesman says "Republican."
The old guy in the pick-up rolls the window up and leaves the salesman on the side of the road.
A few minutes later, a little old lady driving a Lincoln stops and after rolling the window down, asks the salesman what his political party is. Again the salesman replies "Republican."
The little old lady leaves the guy flat-footed.
This same thing goes on several more times, each with the same ending.
By now, it's getting hot and the salesman wants only to get to a motel. Soon a Corvette pulls up and driving it is one of the best looking women he has ever seen. She asks him what his political party is and he responds "Democrat".
She says "Hop in".
She roars off down the road and the salesman thinks that at last he has a ride to town.
Well, this hot looking doll has on a very short skirt and every time the Corvette hits a bump, her skirt rides up a little higher. After about 10 minutes, the salesman says, "Honey, you better let me off right here." The good looking lady asks "Why?"
The salesman responds, "Lady, I been a Democrat for 10 minutes now, and I already feel like f***ing somebody."
The salesman says "Republican."
The old guy in the pick-up rolls the window up and leaves the salesman on the side of the road.
A few minutes later, a little old lady driving a Lincoln stops and after rolling the window down, asks the salesman what his political party is. Again the salesman replies "Republican."
The little old lady leaves the guy flat-footed.
This same thing goes on several more times, each with the same ending.
By now, it's getting hot and the salesman wants only to get to a motel. Soon a Corvette pulls up and driving it is one of the best looking women he has ever seen. She asks him what his political party is and he responds "Democrat".
She says "Hop in".
She roars off down the road and the salesman thinks that at last he has a ride to town.
Well, this hot looking doll has on a very short skirt and every time the Corvette hits a bump, her skirt rides up a little higher. After about 10 minutes, the salesman says, "Honey, you better let me off right here." The good looking lady asks "Why?"
The salesman responds, "Lady, I been a Democrat for 10 minutes now, and I already feel like f***ing somebody."