REPUBLICANS CHANGING SYMBOL
> The Republican National Committee announced today
>that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from
>an elephant to a condom.
> The committee chairman explained that the condom
>more clearly reflects the party's stance today,
>because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
>destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
>pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
>actually getting screwed.
> The Republican National Committee announced today
>that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from
>an elephant to a condom.
> The committee chairman explained that the condom
>more clearly reflects the party's stance today,
>because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
>destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
>pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
>actually getting screwed.