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A passenger boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to his reserved aisle seat. He saw that a blonde woman was sitting in his seat. He politely tells the woman "Excuse me, but you are sitting in my reserved seat".
The woman looked up and confidently said"I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in Chicago". So dude checks her ticket, and it indeed says she is in the middle seat. He tells her that he specifically selected the aisle seat for his height and additional leg room, and tells the petite blonde that she would be just fine in her assigned middle seat.
Without missing a beat, she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the lane lands in Chicago".
The woman in the window seat suggests to the blonde that she should take the middle seat and allow the passenger to sit in his assigned seat for the additional legroom. The blonde replied to her "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in Chicago".
The passenger calls over a flight attendant, explains the situation, and the flight attendant nods and bends over and whispers a few words in the blonde's ear. The blonde immediately gathers her things and moves to the middle seat.
After landing in Chicago, the man asks the flight attendant what she whispered to the blonde.
The attendant grinned and said "I told her the aisle seat wasn't going to Chicago".
Ba-Dum-Bump.....
The woman looked up and confidently said"I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in Chicago". So dude checks her ticket, and it indeed says she is in the middle seat. He tells her that he specifically selected the aisle seat for his height and additional leg room, and tells the petite blonde that she would be just fine in her assigned middle seat.
Without missing a beat, she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the lane lands in Chicago".
The woman in the window seat suggests to the blonde that she should take the middle seat and allow the passenger to sit in his assigned seat for the additional legroom. The blonde replied to her "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in Chicago".
The passenger calls over a flight attendant, explains the situation, and the flight attendant nods and bends over and whispers a few words in the blonde's ear. The blonde immediately gathers her things and moves to the middle seat.
After landing in Chicago, the man asks the flight attendant what she whispered to the blonde.
The attendant grinned and said "I told her the aisle seat wasn't going to Chicago".
Ba-Dum-Bump.....